D-Girl | The Sopranos | Episode Review (2024)

“D-Girl” Review

Grade: B

“The End Justifies the Means”

Just as “Big Girls Don’t Cry” was the spiritual successor to “The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti,”“D-Girl” is the spiritual successor to “A Hit is a Hit.”Now, some of you may remember “A Hit is a Hit” as one of The Sopranos’ worst episodes. And many of you will consider “D-Girl” to be in that same category.However, I have no shame in admitting that “D-Girl” isn’t quite as bad as people say.

“D-Girl” is another standalone installment focused on Chris Moltisanti’s Hollywood aspirations. Unfortunately, “D-Girl” doesn’t go quite as deep into Chris’ character as “Big Girls Don’t Cry” (aside from one scene at the end, which I’ll get to in a bit).Instead of the introspective Chris, we get the macho-douchebag Chris, which unfortunately results in some of The Sopranos’ most superficial moments.

Even worse, it features one of the most inessential characters in the series’ entire run.

The comparisons with “A Hit is a Hit” begin with the main plot branching out into unfamiliar non-mobster territory.Chris visits a movie set and later pitches a story idea to director Jon Favreau. He also meets actresses Jeneane Garofalo and Sandra Bernhard, both playing fictionalized versions of themselves. However, they all feel completely out-of-place in the world of The Sopranos, not dissimilar to gangsta rapper Massive Genius.

It certainly isn’t one of Chris’ better storylines. However, he does a fine job carrying the episode as best he can, delivering plenty of great one-liners throughout the episode. On the other hand, his behavior toward his girlfriend, Adriana, remains unforgiving.

In the episode’s worst plot thread, Chris becomes romantically involved with his cousin’s fiancée Amy, an industry executive who works for Favreau. Their brief tryst offers nothing more than rapturous sex scenes and a shallow commentary on the business of moviemaking. Consequently, Amy’s sole purpose is to be horny at all times. Her character traits include come-hither eyes, biting her lower lip and prancing around half-naked in a bathrobe.

She’s nothing more than a facile storytelling device, even worse than Brendan Filone or Noah Tannenbaum. Still, Chris ending the affair by calling her a “d-girl” (short for “development girl,” a derogatory insult in the business) somehow feels much more hurtful than calling someone a bukyak (apparently meaning “c*nt” in Brooklyn-Italian dialect, which he suggests Garofalo use in her new movie). But we don’t know whether to feel sympathy for Amy or feel sorry for Chris, as both are given poor characterizations this episode.

Surprisingly, the ending of “D-Girl” is fantastic — by far the best scene of the episode — which makes you wonder how to consider this episode’s merit.The main story is below average at best, the secondary material is good and the ending is an absolute home run.Do the ends justify the means?

TV shows like The Sopranos and Mad Men make great use of the make-or-break ending. That is, the episode’s conclusion goes a long way in determining how you remember the installment. To put it into context, on first viewing of Mad Men’s “A Day’s Work,” I thought I was watching another inconsequential, “nothing happens” episode.But the final moments before the end credits were so brilliant that it made me retroactively appreciate all the “nothingness” that came before.

Take “Pax Soprana,” for instance, a solid episode that is slightly brought down by its lackluster conclusion. Even though the majority of the hour features strong material, the semi-cliffhanger ending feels incongruous within the larger scope of the series.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is “Meadowlands,” a run-of-the-mill episode which concludes with one of the best scenes of The Sopranos season one. Even though the main storyline is somewhat unmemorable, the poignant ending makes the overall effect unforgettable.

Unfortunately, when it comes to “D-Girl,” the great ending is only enough to make the episode slightly better than mediocre, bumping the grade from a poor C+ to an average B.

“D-Girl” is largely remembered for Chris’ encounters with Amy and Favreau, but it also features one of the best Big puss* storylines of the season. It’s the first time we truly feel sympathy for his character, and we now fully understand the un-winnable circ*mstances that he’s trapped in. He’s a reluctant federal informant forced to rat on his friends, and there’s no way out.

By the end of the episode, Chris finds himself no closer to Hollywood than puss* finds himself to being rid of the feds.At AJ’s confirmation party, puss* wears a wire, while Chris is given Tony’s ultimatum: swear his eternal loyalty to the Mafia, or fulfill his movie dreams and leave forever.Tony gives him 10 minutes to decide.

The final scene brings out the tragedy of both characters — Chris, smoking a cigarette alone on the porch, finally heaves a sighand returns to the party, while Big puss* cries in a bathroom upstairs asthe feds listen in.

This brilliant ending makes up for most of the episode’s negative aspects (key word: “most”). It’s a welcome return to the high level of quality that we’ve come to expect. Unfortunately, “D-Girl” is the nadir of The Sopranos season two.

STRAY ROUNDS

• “D-Girl” also contains AJ’s strongest storyline of the season. He discovers Nietzsche and existentialism, and proclaims that God is dead just days before his confirmation.He also shares a fantastic scene with Livia at the hospital, who espouses upon him some of her most nihilistic philosophies.He’s later caught smoking marijuana at the confirmation after-party.The depressed AJ Soprano featured here is far more interesting than his school of hard knocks from “Meadowlands.”

• Big puss*’s son, Matt, tries to expand AJ’s narrow worldview by imparting upon him the philosophies of Kierkegaard. However, some of the dialogue rings out a bit unrealistic. Are high school kids directly quoting philosophical texts with such ease? Am I so out of touch? No. It’s the children who are wrong.

• While at the movie set, Chris recognizes Sandra Bernhard from her role in The King of Comedy, once again referencing how much Martin Scorsese has influenced his life.

• Guest star Jon Favreau, fresh off his success in Swingers, was just starting to get involved with writing and directing.The best film he ever made wasElf. His portrayal in this episode is purposely unflattering. Even though Chris is a drug-addled asshole, Favreau is a Hollywood poseur.

• “D-Girl” was written by Todd A. Kessler and directed by Allen Coulter.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

• “Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life.”

• “Even if God is dead, you’re still gonna kiss his ass.”

• “That’s the one beef I had with Swingers.You guys patterned yourselves after Frank and Dean, but there was like, uh, a puss*-ass-ness to it.”

• “It’s all a big nothing.What makes you think you’re so special?”

• “Hey, that was another thing that blew about Swingers …”

The Sopranos Season 2 Episode 7: “D-Girl”